20Achievements
All the Things
You have proven that anything can be achieved through the sacrifice of minions.
(1.1%)
Meet Jeff
What does the fuzzy thing do?
(93.2%)
Milecide
One thousand knights squandered.
(21.0%)
No Vacancy
How many knights can you lose on Straight to the Point?
(5.8%)
Room For One More
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(2.8%)
There's Really Nothing Over Here
Nothing to see, move along.
(6.2%)
Soul Crushing
Maximum misfortune in Maximum Security.
(4.4%)
Appeasement
Jeff is satisfied.
(3.5%)
Rapid Sacrifice
Beating all the clocks.
(2.5%)
Merciful Leader
Mercy is its own reward, so have a prize!
(2.4%)
Superb Spelunker
Master the Mines
(2.8%)
Master Mountaineer
Master the Mountain
(2.2%)
Dungeon Delver
Master the Castle
(1.7%)
Ardent Archaeologist
Master the Ruins
(1.5%)
Precision Air Drop
One body does not count as a Carpet.
(12.8%)
Law of Knight Conservation
Prove that you are the master of Tenuous Links.
(3.0%)
Inefficient Use of Human Resources
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(16.5%)
Beat the Devs
No skips. No restarts. One run. How fast can you go?
(1.4%)
Enter Orbit
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
(6.5%)
Master of Magnetism
Check point two, check point one to prove your skill on Equal and Opposite.
(3.7%)